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customer support fever

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A sexual preference of non-Indians for denizens of the Indian subcontinent, particularly after India's sudden rise to power, following the economic boom of the early 21st century. The "customer support" moniker stems from the fact that people who call Customer Support for large software companies will often end up speaking with an Indian person.
White guy: Have you seen Aishwarya Rai? She is freakin' hot!
Asian guy: Man, you've got a bad case of customer support fever!
by f.o.b. jew November 13, 2007
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Customer Service

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A job which causes your anus to hurt because you've been bending over backward and taking it from whiny, complaining, bratty, idiots all freaking day long.

See also: HELL.
Me: I need a new job.
Friend: What kinda of job are you looking for?
Me: Anything other than customer service. I'd rather scoop the poop off streets.
by ~Diva~Delight June 15, 2008
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Dumb Cumster

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by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008
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Cumster

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Combination of Cum and Dumpster. A person (usually a woman) that uses her body for men to unload millions of potential children.
Dude, Lisa is a real Cumster. She always shows up on circle jerk night.
by Hexx5150 November 23, 2009
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Customer

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"God, why won't these customers leave?"
by CrazyTweak February 8, 2010
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Customer Ethics

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The ugly ass girl at the counter at Cafe West had some customer ethics issues when I asked her about changing my coffee.
by Pretty Boy Swag aka Lil Wayne September 15, 2010
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cunstomer

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"God he was an entitled asshole".
"Yeah what a cunstomer"
by silentguardian September 12, 2013
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