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cum guzzler

Usually a female, a slut perhaps, who gives many many blow jobs for free.
"dude, don't date her shes a cum guzzler!"
"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler
by Midge16 March 13, 2010
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cum guzzler

When a woman (or a gay man) takes loads of cum in their mouth. Another word for whore or slut.
Jerry: Last night I met this girl and I fucked her 10 minutes after I met her.
Bobby: Wow, she must be a major cum guzzler.
by Jeffrey Alexander Johnson December 24, 2007
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cum guzzler

one who guzzles the cum
that whore is a cum guzzler
by timmy6667892319871239 May 22, 2005
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cum guzzler

Man, it's "semen" - "Jimmy's Mom" already freaking spelled it out for you and you still got it wrong... TWICE!

...Idiot.
It's either "Sea Man" or "Semen"... And yes, there is a difference, genius.
by Levity-Slicket July 18, 2008
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cum guzzler

N. A PERSON WHO IS A KISS ASS SO BAD HE HAS SURPASED KISS ASS AND ELEVATED TO BEING A COCK SUCKER.
BUBBA: I JUST BOUGHT THESE NEW GYM SHOES AND THEY ARE THE BEST.

JOSH: YEA THEY ARE CUZ YOU ARE A REAL GREAT SHOPPER NOT TO MENTION PERSON.

TIM: YOUR A FUCKING CUM GUZZLER JOSH
by NANDO2724 November 21, 2009
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cum-guzzler

one who guzzles cum
one who eats the man juice
one who swallows sperm
That cum-guzzler swallowed my cum like water.
by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005
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cum-guzzler

One who cosumes large amounts of cum in there mouth
by bob dole March 9, 2005
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