cucumbered

a person who is absolutely hammered,locked, a mess, in a looban,really ridiculously drunk but merry all the same

dude, i was so unbelieveably cucumbered lastnight, i think i actually ate a whole cupboard of food!

by anniston February 15, 2010

Cucumber

A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)

Tyler’s cucumber itches

by Patriotic Leftie February 27, 2021

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 20, 2020

cucumbe

when a woman is more sexually aroused by autism than anything else

thus girl is dog in I think she's a cucumbe

by boyys February 11, 2018

cucumbering

When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.

Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad

by Lee-bay April 14, 2009

Cucumber

A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household

Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.

by Cog Figgot August 10, 2018

Cucumbered

When someone 'plays it cool'.

He/She cucumbered me. Didn't text for fucking ages and then, WHAM, got one...

by android81 December 17, 2014