Cucumber 

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

Cucumber by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber 

No

"I have a large cucumber"

Cucumber by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 12, 2013

Cucumber 

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

Cucumber by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber 

A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo

Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.

Cucumber by TerBearDonCare May 22, 2015

Cucumber 

Long and hard and has cum in the middle

Damm I really want a cucumber

Cucumber by Brithney bitch May 18, 2018

Cucumber 

Why the fuck you looking up cucumber are you straight dumb cunt you should know what the fuck that is

You dont need to know how the fuck a cucumber is defined you piece of shit

Cucumber by THE_HENTAI_GOD February 9, 2018

Cucumber 

A person who is literally at the bottom of the food chain. This person is a pussy who has a 9PM bedtime. They are a literal gay ass vegetable who thinks they're smart and cool but really thinks gravity and magnets are the same.

Harry: "C'mon Steve, don't be a fucking cucumber"
James: "Colly is a fucking cucumber"

Cucumber by Mahusive man July 11, 2023