CTS

An abbreviation meaning Chuckles to Self. Often used in the place of LOL (laughs out loud) because LOL has become over used.

CTS! That guy is so lame!

by Abnor June 14, 2005

CT

Used explicitly for the purpose of instigating a "calming" reaction from perpetrator. Shortened form of CTFD which is a Shortened form of Calm the Fuck Down. Areas of Usage are highly concentrated in the c-unit gangs of Western Sydney. In particular Baulkham Hills High School.

A: Dude i heard u got 100 UAI ?

B: FARKING GOOD 1?!?!?!?!?!

A: CT bro... im trying to compliment yu

B: FARKING THANK GOD !??!?!?!

by MazeratiPussyPoppin January 23, 2009

CT

1. Chocolate Thief
2. One who inserts his penis into the rectum of another male, thus robbing them of their chocolate
3. Alan You-Know-Who-You-Are

Alan is a chocolate thief!

by Sega and Bird April 21, 2005

CTS

Close To Shit

John: Whoa dude the fart sounded like a CTS.

Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night

by Aussie meat May 30, 2015

cTs

Christian Team Servers. We are a clan founded on the basis of Christianity, and happen to have rules that people need to go by and one of them is no cursing, drug, or sexual references since children play there.

I love being part of such a wonderful online community as cTs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tim Vader July 25, 2004

CT

CORPORATE THUGGIN

When you're a thug, but dressed up nicely.

1. Dude walks in wearing an Armani suit, a fitted hat, huge diamond watch, shades and chains = CT

by The Night that Never Ends September 14, 2011

CTS

Compulsive Texting Syndrome. People who live for texting and stop whatever they are doing when they get a text have CTS.

If you are talking to someone, and they get a text, and they then stop mid-sentence and start texting back, they probably have CTS.

by Ngaire July 26, 2008