A person who follows the Democratic Party, and takes offense to everything, including rain hitting the ground. They cry about songs written in the 1940’s (Baby it’s cold outside), they cry about why abortions are illegal so they can continue to not use a condom, and they cry and cry about just about everything else. These liberal lowlife crybabies especially whine about why their butt buddy, Hillary Clinton, lost the 2016 election, which is almost 3 years in the past.
These crybabies are also as irrational as it gets too. If you try to have a conversation with one about anything, they will tell you how it is Trump’s fault and that he only won because of Russia. They also will turn everything into a political war of words.
These crybabies are also as irrational as it gets too. If you try to have a conversation with one about anything, they will tell you how it is Trump’s fault and that he only won because of Russia. They also will turn everything into a political war of words.
Good person: it’s very hot out.
Crybaby: yeah that’s because trump doesn’t believe in climate change, it wouldn’t be like this if Hillary won like she was supposed to.
Good person: god you’re such a crybaby, climate change can’t happen in 3 years time, get over the election.
Crybaby: trump’s going to cause a nuke war and blow up the entire world! We’re gonna die! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Good person: walks away, knowing it isn’t worth wasting his breath with an irrational crybaby.
Crybaby: yeah that’s because trump doesn’t believe in climate change, it wouldn’t be like this if Hillary won like she was supposed to.
Good person: god you’re such a crybaby, climate change can’t happen in 3 years time, get over the election.
Crybaby: trump’s going to cause a nuke war and blow up the entire world! We’re gonna die! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Good person: walks away, knowing it isn’t worth wasting his breath with an irrational crybaby.
by 00000069 May 05, 2019
A person, usually female, that crys hysterically over lost loves, lost opportunities, and general train-wreckedness. This is followed up by falling down while taking off heels, boots, or even flip flops. Which in turn leads to said female laying in bed denying any man the opportunity to score because of uncontrolled sobbing.
by CobraTssTss February 11, 2009
The definition of a crybaby ( the kind of crybaby I’m talking about ) is a Melanie Martinez fan. The name is crybaby because in k-12 the movie Melanie Martinez made she plays the role of crybaby the main character.
“We are crybabys”
by DabiNoodles September 28, 2020
tragic gay story,,
when ur crying bc new version u should watch the old one
also weird gurls in clubs, fooking awesome rap and yummy people
when ur crying bc new version u should watch the old one
also weird gurls in clubs, fooking awesome rap and yummy people
Devilman Crybaby - tragic gay story
by somsuper October 19, 2019
Devilman Crybaby is an anime that will make you sob for hours. It's a sad gay story. It has boobs in it, twice. Also a cum ceiling.
person 1: Have you seen Devilman Crybaby?
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.
by Misa Amane is my babe January 01, 2022
Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.
"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
by jimchach February 06, 2005
1. A person who excessively complains about a situation that does not merit the level of crybabyism associated with the situation.
2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.
2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.
See whiny crybaby
Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.
Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.
by harrowind June 07, 2011