Cuzone

A cuzone is a boat displayed in public (generally seaside towns) for decorative purposes, and filled with flowers. Other flower-filled objects such as wheelbarrows and the like are variations on cuzones, and can be described as a wheelbarrow-cuzone: the implication being that the default meaning of cuzone is its general boat form.

Cuzone is pronounced 'kooh-zon': on as in on, not own as in own. Misspellings promulgated by amateurs include cuzon, cuson and kuzon. There is definitely only one correct spelling of cuzone. The word originated in the South West of the UK in the 1990s, where cuzones are prevalent and there was no adequate synonym available.

Unfortunately I was unable to publish a link to a photo of a cuzone, but I found some by entering 'Boat filled with flowers' into a search engine. If you're interested in cuzones, then visit Devon, Dorset, Cornwall, Burnham-on-Sea or the Isle of Wight, where they are popular. Why not make one yourself? All you need is a boat and some flowers.

by egwuh February 19, 2012

Cruz

Usually a Mexican boy with the sexiest and most MILF like mother.

Me and my friends all gathered up to meet with Cruz, our friend, to have a party with his mother. *Insert lipbite*

by battweryac1d January 20, 2022

blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.

When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.

by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007

Ted Cruz

The zodiac killer

"Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer"

by Iloveyoutravisihopeyoufindthis June 18, 2016

Ted Cruz

A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded

Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life

Is that the zodiac killer?
Yeah, well its Ted Cruz but same thing.

by Ted Cruz Lover 69 November 1, 2017

juan cruz

He is a very funny person, beautiful, talented and also has a big ass and a huge cock

look there comes juan cruz let's ask him for a picture - How beautiful that is Juan Cruz looked at him for hours

by Jx2001 February 26, 2018

Ted Cruz

A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.

Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.

by Benny Arnold January 10, 2021