crushed

Past tense form of the word crush.

He crushed on me last year.

by your grandma April 15, 2005

TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED

When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.

The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.

by Rifle October 22, 2008

Crescendo

(noun) The sound heard during the act of receiving ejaculation in the ear during sexual contact with one or multiple partners.

Erika was a music major and in her search for "perfect pitch" she made sure to try every method she could think of. After years of research she finally found her perfect pitch when she heard the crescendo.

by PlayfulNeon July 28, 2020

Crushed the Muffin

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020

Crushed by defeat

When defeat catches up to you and bonks you hard in the head

He got crushed by defeat in war smh wtf are you doing

by Nediawk November 8, 2020

Crescendo HELP International

The school where ipad kids are made, xmm and lalazai spawning zone.
Toilets are vaping areas and classes are sleeping time

person 1: where you study ah?
person 2:crescendo HELP international-
person 1: ohh that school with the xmm and lalazai?

by 🥯 August 25, 2021

Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010