crunchy

putting your foot in your mouth after saying something inappropriate

I bet you feel crunchy after making gay jokes around Jim's homosexual dad.

by KD November 14, 2002

crunchy

1. Absolutely super cool. "That's the crunchiest thing i've ever heard."
2. Hippie-like. "Those Birkenstocks are crunchy, man."

you are the crunchiest crunchy granolahead of all time, dude. let's go play hacky sack.

by noonoo May 13, 2005

crunchies

in foot massage and/or reflexology... slang term for lumps, bumps etc. the therapist usually finds in a client's feet... usually calcium and mineral deposits.

Wow, I was working with Carlisle's feet the other day and he had mega crunchies! He really needs regular massages!

by pegva June 3, 2007

Crunchie

Often mis-thought to be a neo-hippie; this is only partially true. A Crunchie / Crunchy (either spelling is ok) Is actually 3/4 preppy, 1/4 hippie. They do enjoy smoking the reefer, but it doesn't have to be excessive. Rainbow sandals/ barefeet are common. Lacoste shirts, polo, etc. Don't seem to care but look great anyway.

"That guy in the light pink polo shirt with long hair smoking a dubey is such a crunchie."

by Natasha October 7, 2004

crunchy

a term used by hippies or a pothead of any kind to describe something they like. Things they liek include sweet jams, things that are all natural, hacky-sacks, and other dirty things

hey man, this is my favorite fish jam, its so crunchy

by m.rees'spieces January 12, 2006

Crunchy

Extremely slutty, promiscuous

You crunchy whore!

by Vitaminhead January 15, 2021

Crunchy

A term used exclusively to describe which variety of taco you refer to at Taco Bell. Other variations include: soft.

Can I uhhhhhhhh fuckin uhhh crunchy taco?

by shut up nerd July 5, 2021