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Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
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“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

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“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
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Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.
Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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Crumb Bum

Getting too drunk, crumming, then being too moody the next morning. Also, this word can replace being a prick. This occurs when they typically have an aesthetically pleasing mother.
Stop being a little crumb bum
by CrumbBuminator February 28, 2026
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