The act of tricking somebody into listening to Belinda Carslile. The act usually involves creating false expectations but also works quite well as a total surprise. Pre-dating Rickrolling by several years, I first begun this practice by slotting Heaven Is A Place on Earth into random Thrash or Death Metal mix cd's given to friends.
by SamGreen July 10, 2010
Get the Carlisling mug.“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”
by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018
Get the crushing the cornshell mug.A anti-social behavior where you pretend to crush a persons head between the thumb and finger held before ones eye; made famous by the Kids in the Hall.
Usually done to unlikeable people, but just as fun for random people.
The only way to protect oneself is to push hands up and down from your face.
Usually done to unlikeable people, but just as fun for random people.
The only way to protect oneself is to push hands up and down from your face.
by asbee October 17, 2010
Get the head crushing mug.When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.
They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.
They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.
Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.
(They won't).
They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.
They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.
Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.
(They won't).
George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
by Inside Guide to London March 31, 2010
Get the Smartphone Cruising mug.Driving round in your car with friends listening to loud music . Very common in small towns in Northern Ireland. Rather pointless apart from a waste of time when the pubs are closed or when the local garage is all out of buckfast. Common in newly-qualified drivers or "those annoyin kids with their R plates"
Going out "for a drive" and passing the same place at least ten times while "checking the talent". Car cruising is a good way 2 waste time.
by funkyirishlad June 26, 2006
Get the car cruising mug.The 'Crosling Manoeuvre' is when one sits quietly on a toilet, pretending to be part of the toilet apparatus, hoping an unsuspecting person in need will drop their pants and sit right on top.
I can't believe it! Igor performed the Crosling Manoeuvre successfully on me again. Surely I won't fall for it next time.
by prageeth November 13, 2017
Get the crosling manoeuvre mug.The act of driving while or after smoking marijuana. Sometimes the feeling of being in a moving vehicle while stoned is similar to that of being in a spaceship.
by Ffffffz September 20, 2010
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