croydon traffic lights

Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile

I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights

by garry gobshite June 11, 2010

Croydon Bounce

When a basketball somehow rolls in the net. Stemmed from CVS courts, the phrase Croydon Bounce/Croydon Roll is used mostly by Old Croydon kids AkA the Croydon Knights. A Croydon Bounce is pretty Croydonish.

Dan I love how you always get that Croydon Bounce.

by OldCroydon April 5, 2009

Croydon face lift

Derived from the actions of famous supermodel Kate Moss.

The action of scraping your hair back so tightly into a pony tail and as a result, lifting the face.

You know girl, i got me a Croydon Face lift!

by ChrissytheBlack July 25, 2011

CroydoNight

someone that lives or has lived in croydon, pa for most or all of the lifes.

Joe was a CroydoNight, he lived in croydon for 5 years.

by Croydon215 December 11, 2010

croydon half

Drinking term to describe ordering two pints of beer and downing the first before the barman has completed pouring the second.

I was so thirsty, I had a Croydon half while I was getting that round.

by Reddbird November 7, 2015

Croydon hot tub

Similar to a regular hot tub (guy shits in girl's pussy, and fucks the shit out), but the guy and girl are related

My cousin's pussy smelled like dead animals when I ate her out, so I gave her a croydon hot tub

I gave my sister a croydon hot tub, and now I got an infection in my pee hole

by Girth Dickson August 10, 2017

Croydon

Where you come to die.

Bloke A: “im going to croydon”
Bloke B: “mate your goin to purgatory”
Bloke C: “yeah fuckin crime r8 of 98%”
Bloke D: “wombat excrement”

by Cockashit August 14, 2023