Cross Fade

To get drunk and high (on marijuana) at the same time.

See also beer before bong

"How much did you drink last night?"
"I dunno, i blacked out after i cross faded."

by TFK! February 1, 2009

crossgrade

To switch from one thing to something else that's equivalent, but is neither a downgrade nor an upgrade.

Apple's been releasing crossgrades to their current products to make them work on the new Intel chips.

by DoublebacK June 25, 2006

crossfidiot

Stupid people who make up fake excersizes on standard gym equipment and look like complete buffoons

Look at that crossfidiot swinging from that machine like an ape with epilepsy

by Harry T Bags July 10, 2016

crossfire bullshit

When two or more people try to convince you on something you are not eager to accept. But at some point, you start pretending you are convinced to shut them up.

P1: Jamie and Dave tried to convince me on how good vinegar tastes and how good it is for health.

P2: That's total crap, vinegar sucks.

P1: I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't shut up until I gave up.
P2: Lame, you've been crossfire bullshitted.

by hotelpapah July 6, 2009

Crossfire

Noun.

1.) An amusing game from the early 90’s with an epic commercial. It is widely believed that everyone who has ever played this has lost every metal ball by now.

2.) A hilarious one-word salutation usually made while drunk that requires no explanation; the Rick Roll of phone calls. If you have to explain Crossfire to them the next day, they probably aren’t worth talking to ever again. Can also be used as a verb when you totally own someone who doesn’t see it coming.

“Hey, wanna play Crossfire?”
“No. What are you, twelve?”

Phone Call

"Hey, sup, dude? Is the weather that bad on the road?"
"…CROSSFIRE!"

*click*

"Goddamnit!"

“Damnit, dude. You knew I had that important interview at 8. Why the hell did you Crossfire me at 2 AM on a Wednesday?”

by Thadeus Thunderwinkle March 19, 2010

crossfaded

High as shit and drunk as fuck. double whammy.

she was so crossfaded she can't remember shit

by the bbutch January 28, 2019

crosshander

The act of two people giving each other hand jobs

chris gave adam the crosshander, adam returned the favour

by bigmikejj5556 December 8, 2011