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cocktease

a girl who says and or does things to get mens attention (i get horny when i am high), also to gain things such as a free smoke or a free meal because the man thinks he will get some sort of sexual reciprocation. often owes you a lot of money and when you do smoke her up, she just becomes a bitch. Is often freinds with other cockteases.
Cocktease: hey i get hony when im high
guy: word lets go smoke
(goes off to smoke his good pot, get high)
Guy: so, you feeling good
Cocktease: ehh im tired, im hungry, im crmaped, i have pms blah blah blah blah
Guy: fucking cocktease you said you got horny when you are high
by senor huck July 15, 2006
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Cropweasel

This word has a multitude of uses.
1.A weasel of a fellow who will skulk around with disregard for others;
2.As local Bracknell/Ascot slang for something you can't be arsed to do;
3. As something you do not understand.

Try singing short songs containg the word "Cropweasel".
"That guy is such a filthy cropweasel"
"I can't be fucking cropweaseled to do that"
"I can't cropweasel this shit"
by Bracknell Biddle October 17, 2006
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Epicurean Cocktease

Someone who teases men with pictures and texts about food.
Man, she kept posting pictures of some awesome looking grub. She's an epicurean cocktease.
by epitease April 27, 2011
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Cockteaser

An angel who may not be the hottest chick but her eyes scream "bend me over and fuck me" and her voice makes you wanna pin her against the wall by her throat
Biggest cockteaser she sat in my lap telling me what she wanted in this voice then walked away give me this seductive look
by Dominant December 31, 2013
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emotional cocktease

(especially in a relationship)
when one person riles another person up by acting angry, to the point that the other person gets defensive and angry in response. then the first person plays innocent and defenseless so that the other person comes off as being an ass or jerk.
My girlfriend just accused me of cheating on her, then emotional cockteased me by telling me she loves me.
by BenElmerJones March 2, 2009
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clocktease

The person you ask what time it is and they purposely tell you the wrong time just to mess with you.
It's 3:00 on a work day and you get off at 4:00 .
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50
by jesterhartnew June 11, 2014
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cocktease

belle delphine is a cocktease
by poopbuthole June 19, 2019
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