squat cobbler

Sexual proclivity that the person(s) get aroused by sitting in a pie or person(s) getting aroused by watching someone sitting in a pie. Referenced by character Saul Goodman from the TV series "Better Call Saul".

Saul the attorney to the police officers "My client gets paid to produce a video that shows him ummmm sitting in a pie among other things" it's called Squat Cobbler.

by meaniemogg2 May 27, 2016

chobblesome

Chobblesome means something that is worth talking about positively. It wad made by Grian in episode 14 of his Hermitcraft 9 series. It was made after iskall85 dared Grian to come up with a word that had at least three syllables and he needed to use it in conversation with three other Hermits.

Wow, your dog is really Chobblesome!

by Vulpes Defines June 23, 2022

Chobblesome

When something is chobblesome it is worth talking about for positive reasons; something to be positively talked about

This painting is quite chobblesome for a handful of reasons

by Archairic June 23, 2022

Chobblesome

A word that describes something that's worth talking about

Did you see her new dress? It's so chobblesome!

by Codfish38 June 23, 2022

Crobber

A person who, despite thinking otherwise, has no natural talent in any ground whatsoever.

"Can he rap?"
"Nah never he's a total crobber"

by yomanamesjoe April 14, 2010

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.

There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.

Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah

Doing what?

Squat Cobbler

by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016

Oswald Cobblepot

A Batman villain existing in the dc comic universe also known as the penguin. In the tv show ‘Gotham’ he is portrayed by the funny, sweet, talented and handsome actor Robin Lord Taylor.

Ed: “where’s my husband Oswald Cobblepot?”

by Sisterswag May 19, 2019