by jonney blocks May 13, 2009
Get the crock of shit mug.who knows, probably a fatty-ass crock pot of shit. Danny Oskam uses it sometimes. Its pretty funny when said in a british accent, or a scottish/irish accent.
this socccer practice is a crock of shit.
you want some of this you crock of shit?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of shit!
you want some of this you crock of shit?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of shit!
by patty-o-pinchmeyoudie December 9, 2003
Get the crock of shit mug.A casual phrase alluding to the fact that bones may creak, among other things; to be used in situations where an apathetic, nonchalant response may be called for. Meaning similar to that of "shit happens". Can also be used as its acronym.
1) Gingasnapz: They ran out of creamed spinach in the cafeteria!
WhiteCracka: Well you know, bones creak n' shit.
2) WhiteCracka: Damn...didn't finish my journal entry today.
Gingasnapz: BCAS man, BCAS.
WhiteCracka: Well you know, bones creak n' shit.
2) WhiteCracka: Damn...didn't finish my journal entry today.
Gingasnapz: BCAS man, BCAS.
by BlackPanthr September 12, 2011
Get the Bones creak n' shit. mug.by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004
Get the croakster mug.As slang, 'a crock of shit' is similar to 'a white lie'.
It's poetic metaphor: consider that a crock pot cooks food slowly but thoroughly, which has advantages above just tenderizing. For example, before refrigeration, people had to more frequently encounter meat that may have been starting to spoil, and had to do something to make use of it. They would do what they could to kill off the bacteria as best as possible, perpetuating the popularity of slow cooking. Soups are sometimes good for this too, since the bacteria has a better chance of dying off with meat cooked through and through.
The coorelation here is in the exaggeration that implies that a crock of shit should be harmless, if the bacteria is eliminated. The truth is that even food that is too rancid, even when cooked thoroughly, is still bad for you. Kill off the bacteria in a pile of shit and it's still nonedible. Comparing deception to shit, sometimes people try to justify their behavior while claiming that they are also mitigating the side effects. Sometimes they get called out by someone else as its being a crock of shit. Simply put, with the context this is usually used with, no matter how it's prepared, scandal is probably bad for you.
* Supposedly, modern sewage treatment is a different idea altogether.
It's poetic metaphor: consider that a crock pot cooks food slowly but thoroughly, which has advantages above just tenderizing. For example, before refrigeration, people had to more frequently encounter meat that may have been starting to spoil, and had to do something to make use of it. They would do what they could to kill off the bacteria as best as possible, perpetuating the popularity of slow cooking. Soups are sometimes good for this too, since the bacteria has a better chance of dying off with meat cooked through and through.
The coorelation here is in the exaggeration that implies that a crock of shit should be harmless, if the bacteria is eliminated. The truth is that even food that is too rancid, even when cooked thoroughly, is still bad for you. Kill off the bacteria in a pile of shit and it's still nonedible. Comparing deception to shit, sometimes people try to justify their behavior while claiming that they are also mitigating the side effects. Sometimes they get called out by someone else as its being a crock of shit. Simply put, with the context this is usually used with, no matter how it's prepared, scandal is probably bad for you.
* Supposedly, modern sewage treatment is a different idea altogether.
by The whizzer of AZ February 29, 2016
Get the crock of shit mug.While performing hetero or homo coitus, the "top" ejaculates on the "bottoms" back, leaving a spread of semen across the back.
Best used to describe pulling out of someone who wants commitment or is being used.
Best used to describe pulling out of someone who wants commitment or is being used.
"I fucked her doggy style, she said "please cum in me" but I didn't trust she was on the pill so I pulled out and gave her the cloak of shame."
by CPL_Sal June 18, 2022
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