Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

by Nick427 October 11, 2009

crotch critters

Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.

crotch is itchy

by Judy February 1, 2004

crotch critters

Children, especially unpleasant ones.

Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 29, 2006

Critters

Under the stair dwellers, can also smell. DONT GET TO CLOSE THEY WILL BITE!

Look at all those critters.

by Tipsy trev March 12, 2019

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree was an animatronic band that came out a couple years after Pizza Time Theatre. It consists of Skeeter the Rattlesnake, Country Cal, Foxy Roxy, and of course, Tex Critter himself. Most of them today are in bad condition but are being restored and will look better than ever when finished.

“Do you remember Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree?”
“Yea dude. Remember Roxy? Damn she was a cutie.”
“I know right.”

by KenoTheTCPJfan April 29, 2020

Sea Critters

The gross little sea animals that walk the sea floor. Does not include fish.

ex: Crabs

Maria won't touch the ocean floor because she is afraid of sea critters.

by Lethalxrose August 3, 2010

crotch critters

body crab

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing

by Mach 4 December 29, 2011