Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

crapsickles

taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.

oh crapsickles! ali's dog diamond wet the bed!

by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008

capslolck

a word for when you accidentally use caps resulting in unintentional comical effect or accidental emphasis

Dave: Hey Julie
Julie: HEY DAVE
Dave: did you just caplolck or are you really excited to see me?

...

Dave: i guess maybe it would be okay
Julie: are you sure?
Dave: YEAH
Dave: i mean, yeah
Julie: CAPSLOLCK!

by ponbop January 8, 2010

catslock

When your cat jumps on your keyboard and hits the capslock button.

user1: hey man

user2: hey, how's it going

user1: hanging in there. just finishiNG UP THIS PAPER I'M WRITING

user1: fucking catslock

by maisonaise March 19, 2012

CRAPS LOCK

When you accidentally send an IM in all caps while because you didn't realise the caps lock was on before hitting enter

person a) HEY, YOU WANNA SEE A FILM OR SOMETHING?
person 2) err yeah OK, no need to shout though
person a) sorry craps lock

by Pipboy_3000 April 19, 2011

crabalocker

This has occupied Beatles fans and pop culture junkies for a long time. In fact the correct term is Crabber Logger and it was a large civil engineering machine which went out of control in an episode of Thunderbirds called Paths Of Destruction. it was first broadcast on 9th October 1966 (Lennon's 26th birthday) and repeated several times thereafter.

Crabalocker (Crabber logger) Fishwife etc. from I Am The Walrus.

by BorisThe Moth November 7, 2012

crapcock

The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.

Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.

"This crapcock keeps shitting all over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006