by danwillyhull August 18, 2009
Get the Japanese Crabcake mug.A Person whos fatter than a polar bear, he is similar to a moby dick, he has more layers on the back of his neck than a bulldog, which look like sausage rolls, he uses his laugh to scare off predators as he screams i.e. "AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, BRAAAAA" although it does change to a fat chuckle now and again.
"Yo lee, i'm feelin quite peckish, know where i can get some sausage rolls, i dont fancy going greggs today"
"oh crap! crackesh man, you just scared the beejeezus out of me, stop screaming"
"oh crap! crackesh man, you just scared the beejeezus out of me, stop screaming"
by darren and lee March 15, 2007
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A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:
1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss
1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss
"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"
"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"
"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"
All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"
"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"
"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"
All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.
by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011
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Get the Twilight Cupcakes mug.Commonly, known as Rochester (RoDchester), is a city in Central New York that is dirty, boring, and unprosperous. At all costs, avoid this place and its suburbs. You will be extremely bored and left with nothing to do. If you are looking for real excitement, journey through one of the ghettos at night; it's sure to be a terrible time.
Person 1: Hey do you want to take a trip up to Crapchester?
Person 2: Why would you ever ask that; the only thing to do there is to get stabbed. Let's go to Buffalo instead, so we aren't so bored that we tear our eyeballs out!
Person 2: Why would you ever ask that; the only thing to do there is to get stabbed. Let's go to Buffalo instead, so we aren't so bored that we tear our eyeballs out!
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