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Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 7, 2016
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HOG CRANKER

A BADASS WHO HATES GRASS CLIBBINS AND LOVED TO CRANK THEIR HOG (MOTORCYCLE)
HEY HOSS, YOU HEAR HOW BIG JIMMY IS BECOMING A HOG CRANKER? GOBBLESS!
by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 16, 2023
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Anchor Cranker

A man in the navy
A joke usually implies homosexuality .
Have you seen Jim lately ?
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .

(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)
by cracksmoke December 30, 2015
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Hand Cranker

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser
did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!
by philth_daddy2000 April 4, 2009
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Cranker

A person who is addicted to methamphetamines or crack, high, and aggressively masturbates to porn for unusually long periods.

Has a Meth and Porn addiction.

Comes from: Crack + Wanker = Cranker.
Gerald's not just a meth-head - he's a bloody Cranker! Get's high and jerks off to porn all day - disgusting.
by Aunty Dot November 18, 2023
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Cranker

My brother is a cranker.
by amsjdlkajslkdjalks August 16, 2025
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club crankers

Musician(s) with a prowess to take command of a stage, or venue by combining lyrics and beats until a frenzied effect is obtained
Did you see their performance on the stage, they are club crankers
by Supa Dope July 7, 2022
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