by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 16, 2023

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning
2) one who wanks it chronically.
2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

Have you seen Jim lately ?
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .
(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .
(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)
by cracksmoke December 30, 2015

by philth_daddy2000 April 4, 2009

Musician(s) with a prowess to take command of a stage, or venue by combining lyrics and beats until a frenzied effect is obtained
by Supa Dope July 7, 2022

by master-bating Hippopotamus October 12, 2020

My brother is a cranker.
by amsjdlkajslkdjalks August 16, 2025
