1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning
2) one who wanks it chronically.
2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 16, 2023

Have you seen Jim lately ?
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .
(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .
(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)
by cracksmoke December 30, 2015

by philth_daddy2000 April 4, 2009

A person who is addicted to methamphetamines or crack, high, and aggressively masturbates to porn for unusually long periods.
Has a Meth and Porn addiction.
Comes from: Crack + Wanker = Cranker.
Has a Meth and Porn addiction.
Comes from: Crack + Wanker = Cranker.
Gerald's not just a meth-head - he's a bloody Cranker! Get's high and jerks off to porn all day - disgusting.
by Aunty Dot November 18, 2023

My brother is a cranker.
by amsjdlkajslkdjalks August 16, 2025

Musician(s) with a prowess to take command of a stage, or venue by combining lyrics and beats until a frenzied effect is obtained
by Supa Dope July 7, 2022
