HOG CRANKER

A BADASS WHO HATES GRASS CLIBBINS AND LOVED TO CRANK THEIR HOG (MOTORCYCLE)

HEY HOSS, YOU HEAR HOW BIG JIMMY IS BECOMING A HOG CRANKER? GOBBLESS!

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 16, 2023

Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

Anchor Cranker

A man in the navy
A joke usually implies homosexuality .

Have you seen Jim lately ?
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .

(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)

by cracksmoke December 30, 2015

Hand Cranker

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser

did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!

by philth_daddy2000 April 4, 2009

club crankers

Musician(s) with a prowess to take command of a stage, or venue by combining lyrics and beats until a frenzied effect is obtained

Did you see their performance on the stage, they are club crankers

by Supa Dope July 7, 2022

Pussy cranker

Someone who tugs on the clitoris while fingering a fat bitch.

That man was a pussy cranker after fingering that chick last night.

by master-bating Hippopotamus October 12, 2020

Cranker

People who jerk off to Ai Porn.

My brother is a cranker.

by amsjdlkajslkdjalks August 16, 2025