Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

HOG CRANKER

A BADASS WHO HATES GRASS CLIBBINS AND LOVED TO CRANK THEIR HOG (MOTORCYCLE)

HEY HOSS, YOU HEAR HOW BIG JIMMY IS BECOMING A HOG CRANKER? GOBBLESS!

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 16, 2023

Anchor Cranker

A man in the navy
A joke usually implies homosexuality .

Have you seen Jim lately ?
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .

(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)

by cracksmoke December 30, 2015

Hand Cranker

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser

did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!

by philth_daddy2000 April 4, 2009

Cranker

A long greasy line of mediocre cocaine

Bro1:Yo bro! You got them crankers?
Bro2:Oh fuck yaa man.

Bro3:line up the crankers!!!! Woooooo

Sniffles in the bathroom stall at the bar
What's THAT, CRANKERS?!?!

by SwirvinUrban May 21, 2018

Pussy cranker

Someone who tugs on the clitoris while fingering a fat bitch.

That man was a pussy cranker after fingering that chick last night.

by master-bating Hippopotamus October 12, 2020

Cranker

Cranker /ˈkræŋkər/ noun

A skilled player of the online video game Fortnite, known for their ability to perform a technique called "cranking 180s", which involves quickly turning 180 degrees to gain a tactical advantage in the game.
Informal A person who is enthusiastic or skilled at playing Fortnite, particularly in performing cranking 180s.

John is a Cranker, he can perform cranking 180s effortlessly and often dominates his opponents in Fortnite matches.

by Kraitus February 24, 2023