crankshaft

The answer that one gives when asked a question that one either does not know or simply does not want to give an answer to. This response hails from the 'Churchill' car insurance advert in which their mascot dog (Named Churchill) is being asked questions. He gives the answer "CRANKSHAFT" before the lady asking the question has finished speaking.

Example 1:
A: "Do any of you know where my keys are?"
B: "CRANKSHAFT"

Example 2:
A: "What should I do in the event of a fire?"
B: "CRANKSHAFT"

by Doodlebugz February 5, 2008

crankshaft

YEAH that's right CRANKSHAFT!!
Someone who's being a real duche.
Someone who's getiing really annoying.

"You're being a real CRANKSHAFT man!"
"Oh man, here comes CRANKSHAFT."or..
"Hey man,let's ditch CRANKSHAFT over there."

by see ya! May 22, 2003

camshaft

i long sharp ribbed dildo that many sluts who turn wrenches find appealing

also another name for your penis

i'd like to install my camshaft in her journals.

by mr.opportunity August 10, 2008

crankshaft

A heterosexual "sex move/position" similar to 69 except where the male, on the bottom, normally would eat out the pussy of the female, he instead inserts an eggbeater(wire wisk) into the pussy and proceeds to crank it to the delight of his partner.

Alan tried this great new move on his gf. He called it the "crankshaft."

by give me thumbs up January 4, 2005

Cream of Crankshaft

A milkshake made of vanilla and rocky road ice cream. The chocolate represents oil, the white air. It is often eaten at Toledo Mudhens games, most often by Ed Crankshaft.

Ed: There's a pitcher of Cream of Crankshaft in the fridge if you want one.

Nate: Well, maybe, but I've never had one. What is it?

Ed: It's this milkshake I make. Its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.

Nate: Would they sell it at bus stops?

Ed: They sure would. I sell them in the summer off my truck. It's awesome!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010

crankshaft

a word formerly defining the sex move where you take a girl and put her on her head with her backside facing toward you. You proceed to screw her up the ass. At this point in time, you shove a funnel in the vagina and proceed to pour a quart of motor oil down it. After the motor oil can is empty, and your about to blow your load, you remove the funnel and spew in the vagina. Next you use your fingers like a dipstick and mix up the mixture in a "cranking" motion. Enjoy!

This version only allows the female to enjoy once, so the working definition had to be changed...see above

by give me thumbs up January 5, 2005

Crapshaith on a bapshaith

Poop on a stick

Also used as an exclamation of
frustration.

Crapshaith on a bapshaith derives from the Group X usage of Crapshaith, meaning poop/crap/fices stuff.

The term originated from the Bay Area and is most commonly used in the Heart of the Bay aka: Hayward.

"CRAPSHAITH ON A BAPSHAITH"

"What the crapshaith on a bapshaith"

"You're a crapshaith on a bapshaith"

by Queenofcheese March 6, 2009