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Ramshaft 

Ramshaft: The act of knowing something bad is going to happen. Or the act of something bad happening. this word can be used in the past or present tense. It can also mean the act of getting caught hiding something and getting in a lot of trouble afterwards.

Can also be co-worded with the word "Brazilian", creating the world "Brazilian Ramshaft, however this word can only be used with in sporting events, especially soccer.
"Tuesday: "I smell a ramshaft"
Wednesday: "Ohh man, my car just got broken into...I KNEW I SMELT A RAMHSAFT!"

AHH CRAP! I'm going to get ramshafted by my parents when i get home because my report card sucks!

"90th minute of a soccer game in the dying seconds and the game is tied, referee blows the whistle for a penalty shot for the opposing team and they score, making the score 3-2 for them, and forcing them to win the game, when your team was so close to victory."--- anything that is similar to this type of situation is called a BRAZILIAN RAMSHAFT

The Brazilian Ramshaft can also mean getting constantly foweld in the game of soccer where no matter what happens, you are going to get hurt and be in a mass amount of pain when it's all over, Soccer players can sometimes tell when they are about to get Brazilian ramshafted, but most of the time, it comes unexpected and hits them harder than a bull in a china shop!

Smelling a Ramshaft, AKA, knowing something bad is going to happen, or not going the way you planed, causing the most extreme problems in the future.
Ramshaft by Italian_Hugo July 25, 2010
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Ramshaft 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style, you put on a goat mask and then you scream like a goat and slam your dick into her ass
Dude, I totally ramshafted Anna yesterday
Ramshaft by Beast520 March 14, 2018
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Ramshaft 

The act of completely wrecking or owning someone or thing. Can also mean to brutally rape.
That guy just got ramshafted
Ramshaft by jabba_jabba January 26, 2010

Brazilian Ramshaft 

to get owned or beat to the point when whatever you do..you're still going to lose. Espesialy when playing FIFA on playstation.
"i just got Brazilian Ramshafted, look at this...its 5 against one."

"what a foul...look at this he's still on the ground... he just got brazilian ramshafted"

"Stop brazilian ramshafting me!!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026