crackincooch

when a bitch is so dry she got cracks in her pussy. The clit is like a little sandy pebble inside an even dryer cave. Your english teacher has one if she is over 40. Especially if the clench game is ON POINT.

person one -Does Dr... have a crackincooch? I see her chench game is on point and she is pretty fucking old.

person two - you know it

by dry-eater.CM January 28, 2022

Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.

"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.

by CKB Productions December 31, 2008

whats cracking

Form of "What's Up".

What's crackin' home nugget?

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

cracking a fat

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection

When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

Cracking egg

When a trans person realizes that they are trans.

Person 1: You know, after looking at Egg_IRL, I realized I'm trans.
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?

by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022

cracking up

laughing mad hard. Almost to the point of crying. Laughing you split ends off. more than giggleing or laughing

Guy 1: hey, whats wrong wiff aly?

Guy 2: Oh we where talking about how disgusting Michelle's nose is and then she started cracking up

by Petrusha July 1, 2008

Cracking Stick

When one jerks off

My mom caught me cracking stick to the new Victoria secret magazine.

by BRIjohn March 3, 2014