crackund

Referring to the absolute decimation of an opponent. Usually also infers that there can not be a comeback do to the destruction of all available courage and/or strength. Can also be used as a term for the krakens of GLCC winning no matter the cost.

“You have been crackund!” “The krakens always win!”

by Tazzx September 29, 2023

Crackerdoodle

The act of eating a pumpkin pie while watching the television program Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen, not Ashton Kutcher.

Im so tired of this, im gonna head home and crackerdoodle.

by thewordguy1111 October 21, 2011

Crackcident

This is when you smoked way to much crack and you have to stay away from people for a while till you come back down to earth or people can understand what your saying

Where's Tina, oh she's at the Emergency Psych Unit recovering, I think she had a crackcident.

by ememememememememememem August 30, 2007

crackcream

when you and your sister sprinkle crack cocaine on your ice cream, eat it all, and proceed to have sex

Sister: Big Andy, what are the affects of incest?
Big Andy: I don't know, just shut up and eat your crackcream bitch!

by jwilt April 23, 2007

cracktard

Retarded child of a crack addicted mother by troop 330 the badass troop

Bolan is a cracktard

by PEE WEE January 10, 2005

crakcurd

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To smear a very soft cheese over and around the anus of a clinically obese friend, wait 20-30 minutes for the cheese to infuse the stain and aroma, then using a slice of bread wipe the area clean, lightly grill before devouring the sexually intoxicating delight, use garlic and herb cheese for an extra twang.
This culinary luxury is practised by a select few, mainly catering officers in the merchant navy.

Ooh, I mustn’t forget the Brie , I’m off crakcurding later with big Jeff.

by Felching masters boy November 19, 2019

crackturd

another word to use when you're about to curse in front of your parents or when you're angry

OH CRACKTURD

sh- crackturd bella you scared me

by lol i made this word November 29, 2020