crapples

1. Apples that are crappy (i.e., wormy, mealy or otherwise not good). 2. contraction crab + apples. 3. Apples that are wrapped with commercial caramel sheets and microwaved. (These are good and not like definition #1).

1. I sure hope I didn't buy crapples to make caramel apples at that orchard.

by lkthomps November 11, 2007

crabapplerr

N. An alternative synonym for "Mother Fucker" "Fag Bag" and "dick cheese eater".

You watched Moulin Rouge! and got meningitis from eating out a girl on the same day? You're such a crabapplerr.

by Danny Mothers February 26, 2009

Crabapple

A short man with a hung penis

Dauym, tyler may not be a crabapple but his penis is huge.

by Wordsmitasta May 21, 2021

Kansas crabapple

When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things

My dad has no idea which exit to take so I gave him a Kansas crabapple

by zebRaTamer112 May 14, 2018

Crapples

Apples full of crap.

"Aw crapples, you mothertrucker!

by RussianHat February 6, 2019

crabopple

when you throw leaves at peeps faces

HAHA I JUST CRABOPPLED YOU SO GOOD

by pepekaka March 13, 2023

crabopple

A very unmotivated useless dusty and crusty person. They have no goals or aspirations and are dependent on other people. Basically a lower life form with very minimal brain function.

Sean says to Kevin, “Wow, there are so many crabopples here, they have all made a home for themselves on the sidewalk.

by princepanda May 31, 2023