crapple

"Gee, Gina this crapple sucks. It reminds me of your mommas butt!" Tommy said.

a poo that is not coming out. (originated from the words crap and cripple)

(on the phone)
"sorry dude, i cant make it to your party"
"why?"
"because this crapple is not coming out!"

Crapple

Bill: Hey Steve, I just took a crapple.

Steve: I'm gay!!!!!

Bill: I have a raging boner with ur name on it

looking like shit and semi-retarded at the same time.

Crapple by Papa Sack September 22, 2010

Any apple that is/tastes rotten, disgusting or like crap or doo-doo.

Person #1: Yuck, this apple is/tastes rotten!

Person #2: Ha Ha! You've got a crapple!

Crapple by Adam Flores December 29, 2006

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.

"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"

A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.

Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!

Crapple by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011