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crapple

it's the aroma left after you take a dump and use apple airfreshener...
I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".
by Chezelle September 14, 2008
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Crapple

When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection
a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."

"Gurl you jus crappled!"

b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"
by owennn October 20, 2010
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Crapple

Cranberry and apple, usually reffering to juice.
by Green Tak December 9, 2008
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crapple

1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet.
2. The active non-exercise of said values.
Yesterday my company gave me a crapple sandwich with a side of "good job" and my final paycheck!
by muahlamb4 July 30, 2009
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Crapple

An apple that looks like it should be nice and tasty but is really disappointing.
"Dammit! It's a crapple."
by The Scrabble Kings June 27, 2007
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crapple

Holy CRIPP hes a CRAPPLE!!!!
by oopoop September 13, 2006
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crapple

"Gee, Gina this crapple sucks. It reminds me of your mommas butt!" Tommy said.
by gotaskedtothedance5times January 6, 2015
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