Cowboys fan

A filthy animal who doesn't know the difference between an apple and a pear.

Mr T. I pity the fool, he so stupid he is a cowboys fan.

by Nikola tesla February 6, 2015

Galactic Cowboys

One of the greatest Metal bands that no one knows about. Originating from Houston in 1989. Daringly combining crushing metal riffs with beatle-esque vocal harmonies, this band created music that was unique to the point that most people couldn't begin to comprehend its complexity. They called it quits in 2000, much to the dismay of many hardcore fans.

Man, I wish this band sounded more like the Galactic Cowboys!

by RnR Freak March 27, 2009

Cowboys fans

The worst people on earth.

Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.

by CrayCrayJ November 2, 2020

[Dallas Cowboys]

A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.

Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM

by Sprax January 15, 2009

hyde park cowboys

The objective of the organization shall be to teach the youth of our organization the basics of football, cheerleading, teamwork and to firmly implant the ideas of sportsmanship, honesty, loyalty and integrity. It is the belief of this organization that these young athletes, through their participation in the sport of football and cheerleading, will develop the qualities of leadership, responsibility and self-respect. It is these qualities we hope will contribute to their personal growth as well as the growth of the communities that we represent .

hyde park cowboys is an organization for youths ages 7-15 to teach and play football/cheerleading

by The President of HPPW April 2, 2007

Salty Cowboys

Salty Cowboys are a Sponsored, Professional Fishing Team based out of Madeira Beach, Florida's West Coast. The Salty Cowboys are popular and highly recognizable by their patriotic uniforms and straw cowboy hats. They are also know for their hunting prowess.

The "Salty Cowboys" are weighing in another big fish for the WIN!

by KINGrasii November 15, 2018

Cowboys'd

Losing or winning by such a small margin that it doesn't matter and is no reason for celebration.

Having a significant advantage and then blowing it right at the last second.

Going into overtime against the Cleveland Browns and winning. It doesn't matter because it's against the Browns.

I was too drunk to get it up and she was the hottest girl ever....Cowboys'd!

by Mark Watson November 19, 2012