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covington catholic

a school that produces ignorant assholes that are sexist, homophobic, and racist. they have no idea how to respect people and are too busy paying people off to learn how to be a decent human being.
That Nicholas Sandmann guy is a real douche, it makes sense he’s from Covington Catholic.
by aesop1938288 January 20, 2019
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covington academy

a christian school where people don’t act like humans and they act like fucking crackheads
by kkkkmmmmmjjjjj September 4, 2021
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Covington High

A school lacking in all forms of pride.

Their mascot is a lowly slice of bread smeared with shit.
Legend tells that once the football team attempted their warm-up and all players simultaneously broke their ankles.
Ted: "Are you planing on going to Covington High this year Gabe?"
Gabe: "No way! That school is a dumpster fire."
Ted: "Agreed."
by Apples_Not_Anal November 17, 2017
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Covington Cocktail

When you pee in a bottle because there isn't a toilet around.
Dude! DeWayne just made a Covington Cocktail in the corner!
by Clown Room July 31, 2011
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The Covington Blumpkinator

The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.
Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.
by 50 Shades of Guff December 9, 2012
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Fort Covington

Fort Covington, NY - it's a town just as redneck as it sounds. With one street light, one gas station, one grocery store and one pizzeria, there are plentiful action-packed things to do and see for the 32 people that live in this podunk town. Fifty percent of the locals are above 70 years of age and have never left the town...even for a vacation. The other fifty percent are two-teethed rejects of life that spread their legs for money and live off the welfare system. Yes, this place sure has its charm. Well, no one comes to visit, and those who pass through it barely noticed. The stench of cow shit in the summer may have gotten a passerby's attention, but for the most part - only Indians make their way through Fort Covington, only to go to Canada and smuggle huge amounts of stank weed into the country for double the price. Ahh, the beautiful cow country, dirty Salmon River, and muffin topped ladies pushing strollers of rugrats down Route 37. This town is the pride of the North Country, for sure.
A driver and passenger are cruising down Route 37 and spot a road sign for Fort Covington up ahead.

The car's passenger waits 5 seconds and asks if they had reached the town yet.

But the driver says to the passenger, "Dude, we passed it four seconds ago. Didn't you see that nasty fat bitch licking a custard outside of Leroux's. She's the town judge."
by 12937 November 17, 2010
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Colby Covington

Colby Covington is a very well known Mixed Martial Artist mostly known for his tremendous fighting skills inside the ufc octagon and for owning the best restaurant out there in Fortladurdale Florida that includes “Black Baby Back Ribs

Colby seems to get a lot of hate by nerds and virgins because they can’t be him. He is also the well known father of the less known irrelevant fighter Leon “Scott” Scott.
Colby Covington makes some amazing ribs”
by HairyNigga202 February 23, 2021
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