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Wiener Cousins By Association 

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association
My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association

With my Cousin 

The excuse someone makes when someone does not want to do something with other people but does not want to admit it.
Sorry guys I can't play today I'm with my cousin.

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day 

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August
Hey Anna, since your my cousin and it National Slap Your Cousins Face Day I can slap you.

Kirk Cousins 

When you are banging a girl from behind and yell "YOU LIKE THAT!" Over and over
Guy- how did your date go?
Other guy - I scored. I gave her the Kirk Cousins all night!
Kirk Cousins by Rms51403 October 14, 2016

spin the cousin 

Spin the Cousin is a game that is played at family reunions involving red necks, hill billies, supreme white trash, and other like minded individuals. Using a swivel chair, a cousin is spun around by a close relative. When the chair stops spinning, the two cousins who end up facing one another, can then start to kiss, neck, make out, and do whatever else, that comes to mind.
Jimbo said, “It was weird going to my family reunion.” Brandon replied by saying, “Why?, was it the fact that everyone over there looked like they had Down Syndrome?” “No.”, Jimbo said. “It’s because we all got drunk and ended up playing Spin the Cousin.”

Cousin Zone 

Status attained when a girl will not respond to your sexual advances because she is your cousin.
I met this pretty girl at the family reunion, but I messed around and ended up in the cousin zone.
Cousin Zone by cap'n morgan 518 November 26, 2011