a package from the valve corporation 

An erection / boner.

Did you see Maddie tonight? I've got a package from the valve corporation now...

a package from the valve corporation by yungdairy November 26, 2018

corporation

1. Your business becomes successful to the point where you decide that you no longer want to take responsibility of it, however you decide to keep your status by renaming your position as CEO, CFO, etc. so that you can determine your own ridiculous salary and sell your stocks to "shareholders" who then take responsibility of your business. Furthermore, if your company is a bank you can then purposely go bankrupt so that the government can bail you out to give yourself a bonus in addition to your ridiculous salary because the taxpayers will pay it and they don't have any say-so in the government. You can also donate money without paying taxes to a politician's shell corporation so that nobody will ever know it was you "on record." You also (wrongly) assume that the average taxpayer is too stupid to know what's going on here.

2. An expletive used to describe anything that amounts to investment without return.

I should incorporate my business so that I can sell stock to people and then purposely go bankrupt, get bailed out, and give myself a bonus on top of the ridiculous salary I already make!

or

Hey, did you see that new car that Tom bought for $50,000? It's made out of plastic and duct tape. It's a real piece of corporation!!!

corporation by Trismegistus97 February 9, 2013

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation by Existential Elevator November 30, 2003

Lil Biz Corporations 

The Lil Biz Corporations (LBC) is a meme corporation run by professional's. Mostly its filled with memes and jokes. The owner is Lil Biz himself. The Corporation was made because Lil Biz is a fucking rebel

To join the Lil Biz Corporations, you must follow these steps

1: Follow @lil_biz_68 on Instagram

2: Hit up my dms

3: ask to join
4: your now a member
5: Why the fuck didn't you follow lil_biz_68

Lil Biz Corporations by Lord_16 November 7, 2019

umbrella corporation 

"Our business is life itself."
A fictional company in the Capcom "Resident Evil" saga. In the game, the company uses it's status as an enitity to protect (thus the term "umbrella") it's biological experiments of dubious moral and ethical bearing. Can be used as a term to describe any company which engages in similar practices of hiding behind a name or "corporate veil".

Enron was an umbrella corporation, executives used it's name to protect themselves from the law and to hide their actions of dubious moral bearings.

umbrella corporation by elgatofilo July 27, 2004

corporation

A fascist regime that is permitted to exist within a democratic society.

It was the corporation that introduced fascism in Europe before WW2.

corporation by Democracy is Dead April 14, 2010

corporation

An entity that remains free to continue to do as it damn well pleases after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had committed it.

Corporations have more rights than people do.

corporation by Downstrike June 5, 2004