Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.
Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.
Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.
Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!
by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015
1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.
by markiel January 19, 2003
by longhairedluver April 12, 2006
When that chicken head sucks a guys dick making that popping noise then front flips onto your cob with her anus
by Dixie Bulgin July 22, 2019
We dick fat ballz has da best pure in poleglass,say nam kid he’s a we peach sum hole on him ;) should get it out if Yano Yano
by Anygear1212 January 29, 2019
When two men, in naked form, habitate the same sofa whilst exploring the posiibilities (see exploring the possibilities, if you haven't figured out what that is yet...come on)
by Lars Lars Pants-on-Fire July 03, 2008
This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
by Robo January 04, 2005