n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.
"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"
"Pancho's Comedy Night."
"Pancho's Comedy Night."
by Elmira17 March 1, 2014
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I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.
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Someone who never gives up on the things they love no matter how heavy or risky the opposing side may carry. Risk-taker. Teacher. A shepherd in the world of fools who only speaks when he knows it means 100 percent of what he feels. Listen to him when he speaks. You may have to spend a lot of time with him, it’s something that you would be blessed with. Some may call him sociopathic, because of his lack of emotion in certain situations. Though, the situations he responds to emotionally or logically are the ones he knows truly matters. Picking his battles precisely and confidently. It’s hard to do him wrong because he knows he is human as well, no matter how much you think he is a presence that was gifted to this world from the gods. Just be you.
I love having cord around!
Cord: I’m glad you are enjoying yourself.
Me: Did you just show me something I didn’t see before?
Cord: you are the creator of choices in your own life. But understanding them sometimes is needed from a loving soul who looks into your eyes. look in the mirror, you can do the same thing.
Cord: I’m glad you are enjoying yourself.
Me: Did you just show me something I didn’t see before?
Cord: you are the creator of choices in your own life. But understanding them sometimes is needed from a loving soul who looks into your eyes. look in the mirror, you can do the same thing.
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by Nightraider December 9, 2007
Get the Comedy Clubjob mug.When a US infantryman graduates training, he is given a distinctive blue cord to wear on his uniform. When such an individual is fucking his partner from behind, he can grab his blue cord from a hidden location and start to choke his partner with it. This begins the rodeo. If the receiving partner "bucks" the infantryman off, the partner is given the blue cord as a trophy. If the infantryman chokes out the receiving partner or busts a nut, he keeps his cord.
An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.
This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.
An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.
This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.
I surprised Amy to a blue cord rodeo last night and she won. I need to try and win it back before the next military ball.
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In the digital jungle of memes and jokes, we need to establish a definitive hierarchy of comedic expression. Gone are the days of simple "LOL" or "LMAO" - we're taking you to new heights of laugh-induced altitude sickness. Starting at Level 1, we have the humble "LOL" – a giggle that barely makes a sound, like a silent but slightly amused ninja. Level 2 brings you "LMAO" - the kind of laugh that's strong enough to detach your derriere, but it's still not the ultimate chuckle.
As we ascend the mountain of mirth, Level 3 presents us with "LMFAO" - a riotous laugh that has your posterior not only detached but also flailing around the room. The penultimate peak, Level 4, boasts "ROFL" - you're rolling on the floor like a freshly baked pizza dough, with tears of laughter streaming down your cheeks. Finally, the summit of hilarity, Level 5 - "MFLOL", a transcendent experience of Me Freaking Laughing Out Loud. It's the laughter that echoes through the cosmos, the kind that your neighbors complain about, but you just can't help it – you've reached the MFLOL zenith!
In the digital jungle of memes and jokes, we need to establish a definitive hierarchy of comedic expression. Gone are the days of simple "LOL" or "LMAO" - we're taking you to new heights of laugh-induced altitude sickness. Starting at Level 1, we have the humble "LOL" – a giggle that barely makes a sound, like a silent but slightly amused ninja. Level 2 brings you "LMAO" - the kind of laugh that's strong enough to detach your derriere, but it's still not the ultimate chuckle.
As we ascend the mountain of mirth, Level 3 presents us with "LMFAO" - a riotous laugh that has your posterior not only detached but also flailing around the room. The penultimate peak, Level 4, boasts "ROFL" - you're rolling on the floor like a freshly baked pizza dough, with tears of laughter streaming down your cheeks. Finally, the summit of hilarity, Level 5 - "MFLOL", a transcendent experience of Me Freaking Laughing Out Loud. It's the laughter that echoes through the cosmos, the kind that your neighbors complain about, but you just can't help it – you've reached the MFLOL zenith!
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