Corvette Hair

When you drive fast in a corvette (or other hot convertible car), causing your hair to get very messily tangled.

"I almost got away with driving my dad's expensive new car, but when he saw my corvette hair, he knew and grounded me on the spot."

by Nette January 3, 2009

Saul Corbett

Ain't no man love the peanut butter and banana combo like this muthafucka'. He be dressin' like the biggest nerd out here. This dude small as hell and got tha' specs to match, he be lookin' like Stuart the minion iykyk.

Bernice "I'm getting pizza what topping you want?"
Saul Corbett "Lemme get that peanut butter and banana my man"
Bernice "DAFUQ"

by big ol' momma August 17, 2021

Corvette

An American made car, produced by Chevrolet. Characterized by its sharklike styling and, in modern guise, rear-wheel drive layout powered by GM's small block. Competent in handling/cornering, braking, acceleration. In Z06 guise, this vehicle can hang with even the best through the turns with outstanding braking and producing over 1.0G of lateral acceleration.

'Vette owner: That's really too bad that the kid thought my car couldn't corner as well as his Nissan Skyline R-34.

Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.

'Vette Owner : tell me about it

by opium June 23, 2003

chinese corvette

1 - a toyota prius that is mainly parked in a garage and only taken out for special drives or occasions.

2 - a toyota prius that the owner thinks is the shit because he/she is driving green.

"dude, check out that prius."

"hey, that's a chinese corvette!"

by azlurker July 27, 2009

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1

The Corvette ZR1 is Chevrolet's fastest production car up to now... With a top speed of 205MPH

Wow... look at how fast the Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 is... 205MPH!!!!

by ThisIsTheNewShit January 13, 2011

corvette

a car that is fast but the owners always drive slow as fock in them and hold traffic up because they're retired and they can go on a gay little sunday cruise and go 5mph under the limit in a car that can go nearly 200mph, when other mofos gotta get their own ass to work. god damn i fucking tail them in my 50hp diesel vw.

corvette driver: "god damn I love listening to Cher"

follower: "Sunday is three days from now you motherfucker!!! go ahead and blow the dust off the gasy pedal and fucking move. you know that car has more than one mother fucking gear! if i paid for a fucking corvette and ran fucking 93 octane in that son of a bitch i wouldn't waste that fucking shit that's worth more than fucking gold driving like a fucking panzee ass gay son of a bitch!!!! i mean come on it's like buying a fucking battle ship to go fucking bass fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Key Dawg June 20, 2006

Corvette

A car that has never been used to deliver pizza. Unlike Hondas, Toyotas, Nissans and Mazdas.

Go pizza boy, 30 minutes or its free.

by SuperFast80 October 24, 2003