Coitography

Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.

So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.

by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020

catography

The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

Catography: The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

"Britt has really taken cartography to a new level with her recent expose' featuring Mr. Kittums re-enacting scenes from classic movies."

by K blunt August 12, 2016

Cornography

a film or other media meant to be serious that is corny

Star Trek

by jerry dragon May 10, 2004

Coatography

The wide variety of coats someone has that are fashionable, their ability to wear them properly and pull them off. In essence, you wear the coat and you look like you belong in a magazine.

I like that coat. You know, you have good coatography! I don't think I could ever pull them off like you do.

by skier4life131 January 24, 2011

cecography

the writing system for the blind.

Cecography is obsolescent due to the rapid development and use of computers.

by uttam maharjan March 21, 2011

Cornography

Over zealous use of puns in written or spoken formats. Using corny terms or puns. One that is corny in use of jokes

"Something is fishy here" when cooking surf and turf. "I sea what you did there. Sea - saw...tense doesn't matter." Ha-ha very good cornography!

by owns the jedi July 2, 2015

Cornography

The act of teasing the caged black man with his favourite jail time meal, corn bread.

"officer Hobbs, fetch the bread from the oven and open the hatch on cell 2, tyrone needs taught a lesson so let's show him some cornography"

by Beefneckboy November 4, 2016