Location: Cooranbong is a town situated in the Lake Macqaurie Region of New South Wales.
Origin of Name: The name Cooranbong was given to the area by Australian Aboriginies, who used it as a battleground, and literally means "bloody hole". This name was chosen not because of the blood spilled on it's soil, but rather because the victors of the battles would soon realise that there was nothing to do in Cooranbong and would often leave muttering, "bloody hole".
Demographics: The township of Cooranbong, which was first established by Lieutenant Percy Simpson in 1826, is now made up of retirees (20%), Seventh Day Adventists(25%), FOBS (15%), and bogans/assorted riff raff (40%). Cooranbong's youth tend to either move out of Cooranbong as fast as they can or deny that they live there.
Industry: Those who live in Cooranbong either claim government assistance or work at the Sanitarium Health Food Company, which produces Cooranbongs major export, weet-bix.
Tourist Attractions: A major attraction in Cooranbong is the nightlife, which ranges from getting drunk in Cooranbong park to getting stoned in Cooranbong park.
Future outlook: With the youth moving out of Cooranbong at an everincreasing rate and the influx of retirees and bogans, Cooranbong will soon become shunned by the rest of the world. Even the Apocaplyse will side step Cooranbong.
Origin of Name: The name Cooranbong was given to the area by Australian Aboriginies, who used it as a battleground, and literally means "bloody hole". This name was chosen not because of the blood spilled on it's soil, but rather because the victors of the battles would soon realise that there was nothing to do in Cooranbong and would often leave muttering, "bloody hole".
Demographics: The township of Cooranbong, which was first established by Lieutenant Percy Simpson in 1826, is now made up of retirees (20%), Seventh Day Adventists(25%), FOBS (15%), and bogans/assorted riff raff (40%). Cooranbong's youth tend to either move out of Cooranbong as fast as they can or deny that they live there.
Industry: Those who live in Cooranbong either claim government assistance or work at the Sanitarium Health Food Company, which produces Cooranbongs major export, weet-bix.
Tourist Attractions: A major attraction in Cooranbong is the nightlife, which ranges from getting drunk in Cooranbong park to getting stoned in Cooranbong park.
Future outlook: With the youth moving out of Cooranbong at an everincreasing rate and the influx of retirees and bogans, Cooranbong will soon become shunned by the rest of the world. Even the Apocaplyse will side step Cooranbong.
Example 1.
Bogan: Hey champ, you know where I can get stoned, pissed and get into a fight?
Champ: Sounds like you should head to Cooranbong!
Example 2. At a party...
Young Woman: So where are you from?
Young Man: Ahhh Central Coast...yeah Central Coast.
Young Woman: Oh really same, where abouts?
Young Man (in a hesitant voice): Ummm Cooranbong.
Young Woman:(long silence) Oh..oh...well nice talking to you anyway.
Bogan: Hey champ, you know where I can get stoned, pissed and get into a fight?
Champ: Sounds like you should head to Cooranbong!
Example 2. At a party...
Young Woman: So where are you from?
Young Man: Ahhh Central Coast...yeah Central Coast.
Young Woman: Oh really same, where abouts?
Young Man (in a hesitant voice): Ummm Cooranbong.
Young Woman:(long silence) Oh..oh...well nice talking to you anyway.
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def. - a person typically of Acadian decent that grew up in the rural areas of what is now known as Acadiana that doesn't make apologies for his simplistic lifestyle nor does the coonass put on heirs simply to satisfy the sensibilities of others. also, coonasses believe rednecks look and sound stupid.
def. - a person typically of Acadian decent that grew up in the rural areas of what is now known as Acadiana that doesn't make apologies for his simplistic lifestyle nor does the coonass put on heirs simply to satisfy the sensibilities of others. also, coonasses believe rednecks look and sound stupid.
as a badge of honor:
You could tell that Fontenot boy was a real coonass by the way he grabbed that logger head and flipped him in the boat!
as a slur:
Stuuuupid coooonaasss, he prolly taint never hear thaat theys other food than riiiiice and graaaavy.
You could tell that Fontenot boy was a real coonass by the way he grabbed that logger head and flipped him in the boat!
as a slur:
Stuuuupid coooonaasss, he prolly taint never hear thaat theys other food than riiiiice and graaaavy.
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Slightly Less Hot Chick: Like omgg I want to let them run a train on me sooooooo bad.
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