Coon-tail

The tail of a raccoon. Think Davy Rocket hat minus the part that goes on your head.

Yeah those little fuckers kept rummaging through my trash cans. Picked em’ off with an air rifle and now I got some fresh coon-tails.

by Barry B. Buttsauce September 24, 2021

Like a 'coon to water

A rural description of a persons behavior while being uncontrollably drawn to someone or something that will destroy or kill them. The origin of the term comes from the behavior of raccoons that have been poisoned with a poison which induces uncontrollable thirst. This leads the raccoon to run to a water source and drink until they die.

Joe is like a 'coon to water over that stripper.

by tvod March 27, 2015

Coon Tune

Southern version of Nigger Riggin

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower.

by BadBitch104 July 24, 2018

COON TITS

1. Term you use to express anger to someone.

2. Name for a female who posses no funbags what-so-ever.

1. Hey coon tits give me back my missus!

2. Hey coon tits, are they milkable?

by clusterfuck May 13, 2005

coon trooper

a word commonly used for describing a black male that is driving a car

Shane: "look at that coon trooper driving his shitty blacked out audi a3"
Kieth: "eurghh"

by kieth247 October 26, 2008

coon tread

When ones tires on his/her car are bald and steel wire is showing

hemi: hey rangi your car tire are bald

rangi: nah bro just running coon tread

by dr chops April 14, 2009

Coon-tang

Black poontang.

Lets go down to Oakland tonight, and find us some Coon-tang.

by Netsharpshooter September 19, 2012