starburst contradiction

Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.

Red Sox and Yankees fan.

ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.

A hot computer engineer.

Someone who has a Mac AND a PC

Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.

A rapper politician.

-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!

by BYAAAA! November 27, 2010

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contradiction pile

A name for the place you can store obvious contradictions, lies and bullshit stories.

Jenny: "Mike, you said you would't tell anyone about that blow job!"

Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."

by veeds1 September 06, 2009

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Juicy Contradiction

1) A fat girl with a pretty face
2) A fat girl that wears tight pants. Her ass looks good, yet only because she is fat.

Jim: "I'm only attracted to her because of her face."
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction

by Vogiebear December 22, 2012

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walking contradiction

an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds

Ive got not belief,
But I believe I'm a walking contradiction,
And I ain't got no rights

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 17, 2004

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Contradicting outfit

An outfit that contradicts yourself. Most common types of Contradicting outfits are sweatpants and a tank top, a long sleeve shirt and shorts, flip flops with sweatpants and a long sleeved upper wear.

R'shad: Hey Pegasus, see the guy benching 45 pounds?
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.

by Hehshdn February 13, 2018

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