Contrafacsinum Dysphoria

Def: The observable behavioral state one is in while experiencing "Big-Dick Energy" while in a little-dicked body.

Synonyms: m. Little Man Syndrome, f. Penis Envy

Etymology: Contra-: "Counter" / -Facsinum: (See Fascinus)- "Divine Phallus" or "God Dick"; root of the word fascinate and often depicted as a flying penis with fists for balls, represents an enchantment that bemuses by victory over the envy of others, or invidia ("looking upon", See Evil Eye) / Dys-: "Hard" / -Phoria: "to bear".

"Look at the size of this guy's truck. Do you think he's compensating for something?"

"Yeah, he must have Contrafacsinum Dysphoria."

by Pendularia September 26, 2021

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contrabag

A bag filled with “contraband” (contraband being drugs, usually cannabis)

I store all my weed in my contrabag

by urbanlaila April 1, 2023

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contraband papi

A sweater or hoodie that is borrowed from an elderly person.

“omg i love your sweater!” thanks, it s a contraband papi”

by heyyyyy ;) July 15, 2023

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reverse-contraband

The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.

I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.

by QuacksO August 21, 2017

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