printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

constafab

Looking constantly fabulous

Look at Nick he's always so fabulous
One could say he is...constafab ;)

by thepeskybugger November 21, 2013

Constafat

The state of being perpetually obese, often despite a person's efforts to lose weight.

Have you seen Kyle at the gym? He is always on the treadmill

Yeah he is. I do not know why though, it never helps him lose weight. He is constafat

Oh yeah good point.

by 2plastro August 20, 2024