Connecticut BD^2

A lady with a camel toe (CT(Connecticut)) Bubble But (B^2) and Double D titays (D^2).

Damn that bitch at Christy's Cafe has a Connecticut BD^2.

by Desinflate December 28, 2004

Connecticut

A state that everyone assumes holds rich assholes. You're wrong. As a resident in Connecticut you see both good and bad. Sure, we're home to Fairfield County but we're also home to Bridgeport and New Haven: Two cities that are heavily populated and have a pretty bad rap. Most people think if you live in Connecticut you're so rich but in reality he have some major problems too. So before you rag on Connecticut why don't you know what you're talking about?Sure Connecticut has some rich snobs but we also have Whole Hearted Genuine people that are like everyone else.

Connecticut is full of all different people with different financial statuses.

by LoveLoveLove<3 January 9, 2011

connecticut sucks

it's true, just ask its residents.

Person A: Man Connecticut sucks, lets get the fuck out of here.
Person B: Yeah I know, I'm ashamed to have lived here most of my life.
Person C: My anus leaks just being in this state.

by timothy k May 24, 2008

connecticut women

Women who only date assholes. These women are generally from Connecticut and have specific criteria for dating. They look for a man with one or more of the following traits:
1. is an asshole
2. treats them like shit

"Hey, I heard you did that really romantic thing for Stacey on Valentine's day. How did it go?"
"Not very well. She said she still likes Richard."
"But when she and Richard were dating, he treated her like shit and was a complete asshole to her. He even hit her."
"I know. She's such a Connecticut woman."

"So then I was a complete gentleman and treated her like a lady, so she broke up with me."
"Wow. Connecticut women these days."

by COOOORRAL!!!! February 26, 2014

Connecticut Kiss

The “Connecticut Kiss” is the act of standing next to someone, and catching their cold or flu during the fall or winter seasons.

I was just standing there at the bus stop, and some homeless guy gave me the Connecticut Kiss...

by FallenStar65 February 2, 2019

Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.

Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!

by reelbigdave March 10, 2009

The Connecticut mudslide

When your sexual partner is giving you a rim job, you have an orgasm and shit in there mouth.

She said she wanted to do something freaky, so I suggested the Connecticut mudslide

by Big cope September 22, 2017