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Confused Orgasm

When your last moments of self-created ecstasy get fucked up because you can't decide which infatuation to jack off too in the brainmelt. Commonly occurs with multiple loves\crushes\etc.
I had a confused orgasm last night. Couldn't decide between Kaitlyn and Catalina.
by disheveled_homosexual June 18, 2010
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dazed and confused

The amazing Led Zeppelin song that later became the name for one of the greatest movies of all time. "Dazed and Confused" is about several high schoolers on the last day of school in 1976. Set in Midland , Texas, the teens engage in extensive drug and alcohol use. Basically, that's all the movie is about.
Song: "Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true."
Movie: Slater-"Hey man... are you cool?"
Mitch-"Like.....how?"
Slater-"Ooookaaaaay..."
Pink-"He was just asking if you get high."
by little wing October 9, 2005
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confuzzled

1. a combination of being confused and puzzled, not knowing what the fucking is goin on
2.every emotion known combined and not knowing which to act on
1. What the hell's going on? I'm confuzzled?
2. A male being humped by Bob may be confuzzled.
by *~!KiTTiE!~* December 4, 2003
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confused

the word that is most often used by women and men when they don't know how a relationship is going, or if there is a relation ship.
ME: So is there an us?
YOU: Umm, just cuz we talk every night for 2 months straight doesn't mean we're seeing eachother...
ME: I thought we had a relationship going? What about the sex, and the flowers cards and candy, and the dates, and meeting your parents?
YOU: Well, I'm confused about all this too
ME: WTF BITCH!
by El Cangri April 9, 2005
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Dazed and Confused

A great cult movie. Those who like it, love it. A movie that brings viewers back to sone of the greatest times of their lives. The movie doesn't go anywhere and just kind of happens...but that's why it's genius. Matthew McConoughey's greatest performance.
I love high school girls....I get older but they keep staying the same age -Dazed and Confused
by Carlos June 18, 2006
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Confused Asian Syndrome

Abbr: CAS

CAS is characterized by general confusion and lost feeling whilst performing everyday activities. Very common in Asians who are "fresh off the boat"

Though there have been cases in Asian American families second to fourth generation, suggesting that it is somehow hereditary.
Teacher: Do you understand what I just said?

Confused Asian: Yes.

T: What did I just say?

CA: (Stares blankly for a bit) What?

Nearby Student: (Whispers) Classic case of Confused Asian Syndrome
by TryDelt December 14, 2010
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confused love

When you don’t know if you love someone or not. You think you do, but aren’t sure. You might think of them in a certain way alone but once you are with them you don’t feel that way. You think your in love, but really aren’t.
“I have confused love. I think I love them but I don’t really know”
by Mlove May 19, 2018
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