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coneing

Driving into a McDonald's drive-through and ordering one or more soft serve cones.
You pay for your soft serve cone(s) and then when you accept it, you pick it up from the icecream side instead of the usual "cone" side. This results in your hand covered in icecream and an extremely baffled McDonald's worker.
Variations can also be referred to as coneing or "cone-ing"
Man 1: "I was just coneing the other day, people thought I was retarded."
Man 2: "What's coneing?"
Man 1: "OMG, it's the new planking, go look it up!"
by ErC1123458 December 8, 2011
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Conkering

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.
"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"
by RarePoodle June 12, 2015
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Conceitgnorance

The state of arrogant lack of knowledge.

Having an opinion based on your beliefs rather than facts and imposing it undoubtedly/irrefutably.
The level of Conceitgnorance in today’s social media is off the charts.
by Professor grandmaster G October 26, 2018
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Concerting

Ben has been working on his lab top all day concerting for his online classes.
by dffdsaklf;jdsal;k October 13, 2013
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Cockdingus

A person that acts stupid, foolish or dumb in a way that it's excessively annoying to those people around him/her. He/She is essentially an annoying dingus.
"Steve is a real cockdingus. It's getting really annoying!"
by Christbi2 September 23, 2017
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COVID ConcernGram

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses
George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"
by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020
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conching

When a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, sex etc.

Not to be confused with kotching
Jack: I'm conching for some food
Tom: shall we go to KFC then?
Richard: yeah come on I'm conching too

Daniel: I'm conching for some pussy, it's been like 6 months now!
by Dale W. March 28, 2008
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