being an absolute legend for fucking every single girl in sight with his big fat lump penis in the arse whilst pouring a moretti in ur moms pussy
Awww look at dirty conall being an absolute legend for fucking every single girl in sight with his big fat lump penis in the arse whilst pouring a moretti in ur moms pussy
by Aaron-has-a-lump April 19, 2020
by johnharkin420 October 17, 2019
The action word of conall
To conall is to be lovely to someone or to be lovely
Lovinglovelykindnicesweetconallconalledconalling
To conall is to be lovely to someone or to be lovely
Lovinglovelykindnicesweetconallconalledconalling
by Dead_Fish51 November 29, 2017
A man who is both willing and able to take your virginity. Someone who is a good friend but an even better lover.
Woman #1: omg Leonardo DiCaprio was so hot
Woman #2: yes he was a bit of a conall doherty back in his day
Woman #2: yes he was a bit of a conall doherty back in his day
by conall doherty number one fan March 08, 2022
When someone is seemingly absent mentally, and acts like an NPC, but the act is theorized to be an antic disposition, and can destroy the universe if they wanted to.
Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
by Prof. Mogaloid April 25, 2024
Conall is a very dumb person who has a very huge cock. He cannot talk to the girls he likes as he forgets how to flirt. He eventually fumbles the bag
Person1: damn conall talking to a bad bitch
Person2: yeah he’s probably gonna fumble tho
Person3: conall has a huge dick
Person2: yeah he’s probably gonna fumble tho
Person3: conall has a huge dick
by Conall has a big dick January 08, 2023
Conall is a name used to describe a kind golden retriever boy with a big penis. Devilishly handsome but completely unaware of it. A fiend for pints.
Person A: “wow - that is such a gorgeous pint crazy man!”
Person B: “Yeah - he’s a real Conall alright.”
Person B: “Yeah - he’s a real Conall alright.”
by Loverofconall August 09, 2022