doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009

Compulsory age status

When a student turns 18, they may freely sign out of school, or drop out of school without parent's permission.

TRANSLATION: They can skip a shitload of classes and receive no consequences!

Sebastian: Where's Jon?
Anthony: He's taking advantage of his compulsory age status!

by Anthony Suarez May 24, 2005

Cincinnati Compressor

A combination of the Cleveland steamer and the steam roller. The Cincinatti Compressor is achieved when one forcefully pushes a poo onto another's chest. The 'compressor' clings their backside to the 'compressee's'' chest. While forcing the defecation poo is compressed leaving a dense wad of excretion on the person.

Damn man the Cincinnati Compressor I gave that chick last night left remnants in my ass hair. I guess I should eat more corn.

by The Pimp Smoker (again&again) September 19, 2009

Compucessory

An accessory for a computer. Frankly we need more words like this!

Man in Department Store: Miss, could you point me to the Compucessory Department

by tomh99 July 15, 2009

Compressorea

A STD that is contracted from people who do it with compressors. You know who you are.

It is the compressor version of ghonerea.

Look Stacey is walking around with a compressor, she probably has compressorea.

by Theresa Green May 22, 2010

complectogram

it means "helping each other out" and it originally came from DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION when Obama said "helping each other out" . and BLR's video create that

because of the complectogram, our relationship have become more closer

by Unknow-Artists February 9, 2017

Compustressed

A person that is frustrated beyond sanity when their computer does not behave as expected

My husband had trouble connecting his computer to printer and became compustressed!

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018