competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

choice and competition

Knowing that Americans believe in free market capitalism, regulated by "choice and competition", the Obama administration uses these poll tested words to refer to their government run health care plan in order to distort the fact that the government can print it's own money, an ability that puts private insurers at a significant handicap if in "competition" with Uncle Sam. A fact that will drive all but the richest people out of the private system and into what the Obama administration really wants; total government control.

I sure love the beer barn for drinkin' beer and playin' pool, but it'd sure help "choice and competition" if the federal government came and setup a "Fed Barn" next door that sells beers for 5 cents a pop after it takes the other 3 dollars out of my paycheck regardless of what bar I go to.

by default013 September 30, 2009

Competitive Cheerleader

A girl or boy who competes in cheerleading competitions with their cheer team. They are strong, spirited, and sportsmanlike. They flip, twist, and bend their bodies into pretzel forms. They perform two minute and thirty second routines consisting of stunts, jumps, tumbling, and dance, complete with a variety of exaggerated facial expressions. They are committed to their sport and their team. Cheerleading is their passion.

Erica on Cheer Extreme is a a very talented competitive cheerleader

by thecheerforcegirl April 20, 2011

Do you compete?

Asking someone if they compete implies their physique is nice and enough for a physique competition.

This is the highest form of compliment. Popularized by Soosh, this is a sure fire way to get a rockets number.

"Hey do you compete?"

"Haha, no but maybe some day, what's your instagram?"
"@Chaz_is_poor"

by Chazizpoor February 17, 2021

Competitive Salary

When your salary is competing against your bills.

The company promised a competitive salary but didn't specify the nature of the competition.

by Rhaydden April 17, 2023

band competitions

Generally the most fun experience you will ever have. Seriously. Ever. Usually surrounded by friends, instruments, and generally awesome people simply by the fact they are in band, you can expect the funniest jokes, gestures, and awkward silences. You will be talking about or acting out something very strange that you and your "bus buddy" will be the only ones to understand. While doing so, everything will go silent and you will be regarded as the strangest person in band. Until it happens to someone else. You can watch the croud as you be the most fabulous people on Earth ever. Watch them carefully for they are your peasants. You will take over the world after you take home the biggest fuckin trophy you have ever seen in your mega god life. They may not be worshipping you yet but you are harnessing their energy. Even if you don't know it. Subconsciously, your mind is screaming "MORE POWAH" and you are succeeding. You will then ride home with a bunch of people covered in blankets, half asleep, complaining about being too hot and how bad their marching shoes smell. Not to mention everyone's head will hurt from wearing tight buckets on their head with your hair stuffed inside. Enjoy your inside jokes afterwords and never speak to anyone about anything that happened that night. Ever. Everyone will want to send you to a psychiatric ward.

Drum major: "guys remember those band competitions? They were SO FUN!

Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"

by Casslyn99 November 3, 2013

competish

Short for competition. Used for minute-long chats between friends, quick sizing-ups between teammates, conversations among reality tv fans etc.

Greta: I wish I wasn't a cheerleader.
Farrah: Ugh, you're just saying that because you're nervous for tomorrow's competish.

Dirk: Hey man, look at that guy doing three-pointers over there.
Nigel: Psssh, tough competish.

Barb: I totally think she should've won america's next top idolized champion contender bachelorette.
Kemp: Well, what can we do? This year's competish was cutthroat.

by i love second hand smoke May 13, 2005