sport compacts

Cars such as the Lancer, Civic, Focuses, Cavilers and so on. Most are slow, weak econoboxes but with the simple addition of a 2 foot tall wing, fart can muffler and dozens of stickers it can easily do a 10 second 1/4 mile. These cars were unfortunatly made famous by The Fast and The Furious, or known to non Ricers as the worst movie ever. Often in these cars you'll see teens reving their engine as they pull up beside non sticker covered cars such as a GN, GT, Z-28 and then get their asses blown away by a car that has more displacement that my beer mug.

Me: There's some sport compact beside me. Why's he reving his engine?
Sport Compact guy: vrum, vrum (sounds like a weed wacker) Common boooiii! I gats NAAWWWWWWSSS up in deeez byatch. Fo shizzle brah!
Me: Fuck off *20 foot burnout*
Sport compact guy: vrum vrum Hum... I should add a few more Type R stickers to my Caviler

by Grim September 25, 2004

small and compact

A person, generally female, below at height of 5'5" or so. This small stature is often desired for innovative sexual positions, such as walking ang fucking her, fucking her against the wall, or walking her like a wheelbarrow and fucking her.

Jane is totally our type. She is cute, funny, and small and compact. We'd love to Eiffel Tower it.

by Moped September 08, 2005

Dr. Compact

A rapper or dj that is lame. Also known as Dj Compact. Compact refers to brainsize in this case.

yeah i tried dj-ing once, but i came no further than Dj -the fuck- compact hamstah level. Daimn.

by def P da shiznaitzschj (russia) June 12, 2003

compact squid bar

a compacted squid bar is a triggered person that is craving toenails from how much stress that over came them

the music teacher is a compact squid bar.

by toenail & toejam April 20, 2019

Compact Disc Player

A midget disc jockey.

I went to the Night Club and the DJ was a compact disc player.

by John DeRosa July 03, 2003

Compact Discs

A data storage device that skips and scratches easily and its stored audio files sound like they are recorded in a tin can because of its low quality; recently replaced by the MP3 format and its playing devices

Compact Discs are obsolete.

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

compact SHITload

A subtle type of data that can only be stored in a micro chip that fits in the back pocket of a raggedy ann doll. no joke

the compact SHITload i found in my doll helped me get my trailer park back! and i'm a redneck! hu hu
when i look at my compact SHITload, i just wanna b fuckin sheep

by the parsh February 03, 2003