Being so wealthy that the massive weight of your house needs to be supported by large columns, beams or arches. Columns may be used as a purely decorative element to display ones immense wealth and completely unnecessary for structural purposes.
Did you see his new home in Beverly Hills? That boy is column rich. I bet there's a tennis court in the backyard.
by Norms K January 14, 2014
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An anal sex position for three or more penis havers or phallus wearers where-in one person, the base, lays on their back and penetrates another person laying on them who is also penetrating another, etc. There can be as many people as can be stacked.

The horizontal version of this arrangement is known as a Newton's cradle.
Call over two more men and let's stack up an Ionian column!
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To realize that you have been tricked and these are not actually real. This was all a waste of time.
I can’t believe that I actually believed ten column proofs are real!
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To use a two column format on a document, as opposed to a single column format.
She told her friend she was two column-ing the document.
by kaefnowls July 29, 2016
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