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commode story

A made up story that you tell somebody to deceive or fool them.
You must have a commode story if you want them to believe you.
by magicianfromriga3 July 22, 2010
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Commodore 64

A glorified gaming console that masqueraded as a computer. While it had some computing abilities, it was the gaming as well as the awesome SID chip (made midi files look like crap) that made the system unique
Dave: Commodore 64 was a great computer
Scott: I look at it as more of a gaming console with a keyboard, but still an awesome alternative to the Atari, and even gave the first generation NES a run for it's money in terms of graphics and gameplay.
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commodian

Someone who excels at toilet humor.
That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019
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Hot Commodity

Something that is in such a high demand, there's a low supply of whatever it is. Something almost everyone wants.
"iPhones are such a hot commodity, everyone wants one but I can never seem to get my hands on one!"
by mmilliee August 17, 2009
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Commodore

A sex act in which the male partner leans over a bed or other object and spreads his legs and the female uses a "Sharpie"-type marker to draw on the underside of his testicles. The most traditional method involves drawing "smiley faces" on both testicles or a "smiley face" on one and a "frowny face" on the other. Usually the act of drawing creates a tickly sensation that gives the male an orgasm; if this does not occur, the female may penetrate the man anally with a small bottle of lotion or conditioner or something similar. It is customary to "finish up" into a towel.
Dude, did you hear Tina gave Ray a commodore? Hella kinky!
by Teodor Orezscu January 13, 2009
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Commodore Tiberius

A title of honor bestowed upon a person who is at the highest level of awesome that can be achieved. They are arrogant, but can back up their words with action. They must be the best at everything they do.
That guy can't lose at anything! I'm gonna call him Commodore Tiberius!

That dude's a legend! he'll only be referred to as Commodore Tiberius.
by Commodore Tiberius February 8, 2010
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CoDmother

A female parent or guardian who considers it essential to provide their children with the latest games from the Call of Duty franchise.
An example of a review for Call of Duty: Ghosts left by a frustrated CoDmother.

pre order what a joke
pre ordered months ago and low and behold no game on release day !!! take the money but don't deliver, would not recommend if you actually want the game on day of release 2 very disappointed sons thanks
by ZbrushCentral November 6, 2013
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