Coconut head

Someone whose head is empty except for the nut milk inside. Their only interest is sex/giving head or it's their only skill.

People who only use their head to store nut milk and don't use their brain are coconut heads.

by Zornlover234567 May 19, 2021

Coconut Mall

The absolute greatest thing to have come from Nintendo. Also, a way to rickroll your friends when you have standards.

You just got coconut malled. Share this with your friends to totally coconut mall them.

by 1oftheBOYS February 12, 2021

coconut crab

The scariest animal in the world. Holy shit.

Thought to be responsible for eating Amelia Earhart. Yes.

Coconut crabs will eat you. Watch out.

by sin_duda October 28, 2009

Coconut Explosion

When a guy comes in a girl's mouth and she spits it back into his face.

Trevor came over last night and we went at it for hours. I gave him a taste of his own medicine at the end -- he got one hell of a coconut explosion!

by minutehandz March 12, 2011

cockneck

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.

Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.

by Cock Neck July 24, 2012

spell coconut

When a girl spells coconut while riding your dick with her hips. Like a sex starter tip

Becky: I've never had sex before what do I do?

Martha: girl don't worry. Just spell coconut with your hips

by Brysonhmyersoninstagram July 17, 2019

cocknasty

Nastier than the nastiest thing you can imagine. It's not just nasty, it's cocknasty.

Matt- I just farted.
Chris- Your flatulance is cocknasty!

by Snug-E Bling May 12, 2009