Cockbag fuck nugget

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.

Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.

by Royals8 February 26, 2019

cockmagellan

One who ventures to far away lands in search of penii.

The cockmagellan found paradise in the hills of Scotland.

by Matt Dawkins June 18, 2004

cockcage

Male chasity device that locks around the testicles with a cage that prevents the penis from getting hard. Device prevents a male from having sex or masturbating. Device also forces a male to sit when urinating.

I wanted him to remember who's in charge so I locked him in a cockcage.

I don't trust him around other women so I force him to wear a cockcage.

by GayWhiteBottom4BBC May 22, 2018

cockmagnet

A male of a homosexual nature.

Tyrone is such a cockmagnet.

by Nik C. October 10, 2003

cockrag

an item used to wipe your cock off after a masturbation session.

Come here you little cockrag Ashley .

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

cockbag

A word used describe someone who acts in a manner that causes that person to appear to have the personality of hairy, sweaty beanbag.

That guy Rusty? What a cockbag! He probably buys gimmick golf clubs...cockbag!

by frostyballz April 29, 2003

cockbaggery

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.

That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.

by Hairy Paratestes July 8, 2005