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dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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cuckmaster

The lover of a woman whose husband or partner is a cuckold.
Her cuckold boyfriend is in awe of the sexual prowess of their cuckmaster.
by Ron Handy October 12, 2008
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undercover cockhunter

A female who appears to have the librarian-type look going for her, and appears to be a good girl, when in reality she is the biggest freak you have ever met in your life.
Anna seems like a nice girl with her loose clothing and glasses, but I know she's an undercover cockhunter.
by jflesh November 16, 2005
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shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question
Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?
by mysteriousman July 19, 2004
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cockpusher

1. A person who takes the cock (or the penis) in through orifices of the body.

2. A person who smuggles and deals cock/penis in the country illegally.
Dude, you are such a cockpusher.
That is inappropriate and i don't appreciate it.
by sexxyback October 28, 2006
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Cockster

A Porsche Cayman auto, which looks like a Boxster and should run like a Carrera, but is really neither.
Bob traded his Cockster for a Maserati, a good move for him.
by 158mph July 7, 2018
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cockmungerer

an individual who frequently and habitually mungers the cock
joe stop mungering the cock for fuck sake you cockmungerer
by chaz13123 February 28, 2009
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